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You’re in luck!  I’m Michiel and I’ll be your guide to Prisneyland, this quaint land frozen in time where men check their nonexistent smartphones zero times per day, they read actual book, compose actual music, write actual letters and genuinely focus on the person they’re speaking to.  Well, at least that’s what *I* do.  You see I’m all about creating synchronicity, connecting to cool people and discovering epic awesomeness in unexpected places.  Before I became an unwilling guest in this delightful vacation destination, I wrote for various magazines and owned a small consulting firm that took me around the world.  Ah!  The good old days!  But they can’t keep me down!

Now, I’m a reasonably successful author of science fiction and fantasy novels (bonus points if you can sleuth out my pen name!), a passionately mediocre rock guitarist, and a Prisneyland fitness champ.  I’ve got a shameful weakness for old romance novels, I love poetry, fiction and nonfiction books, cats, dogs, honeybees and horses, and I’m into lifting weights, running and yoga.  When I get out of here I’ll continue my travels on a book-signing tour to everywhere!  Wanna come?  Have you got a quirky sense of humor, or just like to ridicule guys with stupidly-spelled names?  Then why aren’t you writing me this second?  I’ll put my guitar down for a sec and write you back.  I promise.

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💌  Michiel Oakes #345513
Washington State Penitentiary
1313 N. 13th Ave.
Walla Walla, WA. 99362

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